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Wal-Mart Greeter

August 13th, 2008 by Randy

My wife emailed this to me today.  Since I work part-time at the Mega-Mart, she thought that it would interest me.  By the way, this may be cute and stuff but talk to any Greeter and they have tons of similar tales to tell!

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, “Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.  Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”

The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no they ain’t!  The oldest one’s 9 and the other one’s 7.

 Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”

“I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am ,” replied the greeter. “I just couldn’t believe someone would sleep with you twice.

   Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.

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